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  • WTF is a tuna-meld? Some fishy linguistics going on here. I'll leave aside the polemics.

    September 6, 2013

  • WORD: gynotician

    DEFINITION: ' Gynotician. n : A politician who feels more qualified than women and their doctors to make women's health care decisions. ' -- A neologism coined in 2013 by PlannedParenthoodAction.org, as part of that organization's campaign against patronizing, paternalizing politicians who feel THAT SINCE women are INCAPABLE of making their own healthcare decisions, THE government MUST take over what the SILLY girls shouldn't be worrying their pretty little heads about. This 2013 neologism is a portmanteau word which tuna-melds "gyno-" with "politician".

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    SEE another GRAPHIC depicting "Gynotician":

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    EXAMPLE (1)

    ' THE GYNOTICIAN'S GLOSSARY

    ' Gynotician

    ' -n- : A politician who feels more qualified than women and their doctors to make women's health care decisions.

    follows '> The Gynotician's "checklist" follows :

    ' 1. Abortion—Nope.

    ' 2. Birth Control—A form of abortion, i.e. never ok without prior Gynotician permission.

    ' 3. Gateway Sexual Activity—Unclear. Eye-contact, holding hands, hugging, kissing.

    ' 4. Legitimate Rape—When a woman is actually raped but doesn’t get pregnant because the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down. '

    -- For checklist items 5 - 10, go to: "The Gynotician's Glossary" webpage ( PlannedParenthoodAction.org )

    SEE: www.plannedparenthoodaction.org/gynotician-glossary/

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    EXAMPLE (2)

    >> VIEW the Tamblyn/Cross "Gynotician" VIDEO -- Amber Tamblyn and David Cross - Gynotician

    SEE: www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRnYlQmR1eQ

    or SEE: www.on.aol.com/video/gynotician-517870411

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    EXAMPLE (3)

    >> ' I see that Sen. Charles Grassley, R-Iowa, is now a "gynotician." For those who wonder what that might be, it's a new term for politicians who enter into the medical field of women's health. ' -- Diane LaDuke, Iowa City Press-Citizen, Jun. 20, 2013

    SEE: www.press-citizen.com/article/20130624/OPINION05/306240003/Grassley-Iowa-s-new-gynotician

    September 6, 2013