hikers using ski handles for support demanding why YOU're using a large stick.
women wearing visors with wings staring at my tank top in disapproving bewilderment.
the ramyun/non-cup ramyun controversy, ie. one will be physically prevented from pouring hot water onto the ramyun that doesn't come in a cup. it says on the back you're supposed to add them to a pot of boiling water. see? there's a picture.