"I *should* eat a nice bowl of chocolate-cherry cinnamon oatmeal, but steak and potato pie is trying to convince me I don't really NEED to wait until lunch...at which point chicken and mushroom pie will say, "You enjoyed your breakfast pie SO MUCH! Have another!" and then it will cascade into pie frenzy and I'll be out of pies in a day and a half.
"This is not unlike the hazelnut/pecan cracker dilemma from last year..."
CL: "Pie for breakfast! Pie for lunch! Delicious pie in your tummy!"