"At the office Miss Reingold greeted me formally, neutrally and, I must admit, with secretarial aplomb. Her cold, ugly efficiency stimulated me to break new ground in our relationship. 'Mary Jane, baby,' I said. 'I've got a surprise for you this morning. I've decided to fire you.' Her mouth neatly opened, revealing two precisely parallel rows of crooked teeth. 'As of tomorrow morning.' 'But - but Dr. Rhinehart, I don't under-' 'It's simple, kneeknocker. I've been hornier in the last few weeks, want a receptionist who's a good lay.' 'Dr. Rhinehart-' 'You're effecient but you've got a flat ass. Hired a 38-24-37 who knows all about fellatio, post hoc propter id, soixante-neuf, gesticulation and proper filing procedures.'" - 'The Dice Man', Luke Rhinehart.