masturbatorium love

Definitions

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  • noun US, rare A private room in a clinic where a sperm donor masturbates to produce semen.

Etymologies

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Examples

  • Clearly the guy who spends all day in his masturbatorium affixing Obama's portrait to pet rocks and chickens in Photoshop is a fair-minded voter who the Obama campaign could win over through careful demonstration of facts.

    New Obama Radio Ad Hits McCain As "Shameful" For "Makin' Stuff Up"

  • PeeWee Herman still wants to clear his name from that pesky 1991 public masturbation arrest: "Had we gone to trial, we had ready an expert from the Masters and Johnson Institute who was going to testify that in 30 years of research on masturbation the institute had never found one person who masturbated with his or her non-dominant hand," he tells Playboy, the masturbatorium of magazines.

    Gawker

  • Those little bitchsquealers at Breitbart's masturbatorium are as flat earth thinkers as any you can imagine.

    d r i f t g l a s s

  • McConnachie spent long hours writing alone in his garden office, which one friend promptly dubbed "the masturbatorium."

    London Free Press

  • They're posed and dressed in the style of a thirteen-year-old's masturbatorium, and sprinkled throughout a convention where any literal reference to sex or nudity would be improper.

    IGN DS

  • They're posed and dressed in the style of a thirteen-year-old's masturbatorium, and sprinkled throughout a convention where any literal reference to sex or nudity would be improper.

    IGN Wii

  • No dubt they have clandestine skull-and-bones meetings with secret handshakes at the masturbatorium.

    Bedtime Stories

  • Paging Mr Duke, Mr Duke, you’re called away from the masturbatorium to announce that you have just coincientally “stumbled across” another thread about gay rights on TP.

    Think Progress » Mississippi school district cancels prom after same-sex couple planned to attend.

  • Paging Mr Duke, Mr Duke, you’re called away from the masturbatorium to announce that you have just coincientally “stumbled across” another thread about gay rights on TP. ummm this is news how exactly? its Mississippi …. if ThinkProgress actually believes with this article they are going to bring about change to Mississippi but somehow exposing the unjust ways things are done there … uhhh smoke another one and go hug a tree.

    Think Progress » Mississippi school district cancels prom after same-sex couple planned to attend.

  • Paging Mr Duke, Mr Duke, you’re called away from the masturbatorium to announce that you have just coincientally “stumbled across” another thread about gay rights on TP.

    Think Progress » Mississippi school district cancels prom after same-sex couple planned to attend.

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  • frequently found in sperm banks, I believe.

    January 24, 2008

  • Do not enter Dr. Finch's masturbatorium.

    January 24, 2008

  • If kewpid's sentence were to appear in, say, a novel written seventy years ago, it would undoubtedly read:

    "Do not enter Dr. Finch's masturbatorium", Dirk ejaculated.

    January 24, 2008

  • Today it would read "Do not enter Dr. Finch's masturbatorium." Dirk ejaculated anyway.

    January 24, 2008

  • Next door to the vomitorium?

    January 24, 2008