HA HA HA!!! I like this word. *sigh* I actually have one.
I originally thought it must be some kind of "beard" made of ground beef. You know the "beards" that crazy people get when they let bees swarm all over them? Those creepy awful clumps of bees? Well, I thought of one just like that but with raw ground beef.
And I gotta say... upon further reflection... that's way funnier than me having a double chin.