Tell me about it. I see them every day while I'm waiting for the bus on Bedford Ave - hotbed of hipsters. Possibly even worse than the hair atrocities they commit are the sartorial abominations - grown women wearing orange rainboots and overalls as a fashion statement, and carrying ironic lunchboxes.
No joke, I actually have seen some BP haircuts. Along with assorted ridiculous haircuts that were lame in the 80's and have not been improved by the passage of time. I blame Urban Outfitters, among others, for bringing back things like Flock of Seagulls hairstyling.
"Even modern American marriages between progressive, trendy hipsters are, at the least, fanciful or ironic reenactments of a gruesome misogynist hegemony, and wreak some degree of megatheocorporatocratic carnage. Especially when the male hipster is a depressive artiste, and the female hipster has one of those Bettie Page haircuts." - Twisty, in this post