Congressman Foley's predilection for a nice taut mesopygion was well-known throughout the page's gallery. It might not have provoked as much revulsion, were it not for the congressman's own dasykakosteatopygian rump, which he liked to display regularly when hanging out at the Log Cabin "Chaps Night" gatherings in the backroom of Dupont Circle's popular "Ramrod" watering hole.
Way to ruin the mood, B.! Here I was, sitting and picturing assorted fine male asses parading in front of me, and you go and throw sweaty and hairy at me! *pouts* Not that some aren't, mind, but I had a better mental picture!