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  • "Your mozzer is a vise old lady, Alicia; but we do not zink ze same on all opinions."

    Count Bunker

  • "Your mozzer is a nice old lady," said the Baron slowly.

    Count Bunker

  • The only chance we have of winning that is if Rand uploads a post explaining why voting for us is the duty of every mozzer.

    Voting Open for the 2nd Open Web Awards

  • "Zose pipple," she added, "zose lucky pipple who have all zere old pipple wiz zem, they can _not_ know how hard is eet to be a mozzer, wizout a one grand'mère, or oncle."

    Hillsboro People

  • "Ve most start before my dear mozzer-in-law does gom!" the Baron more than once impressed upon him, so that there was no moment to be wasted.

    Count Bunker: being a bald yet veracious chronicle containing some further particulars of two gentlemen whose previous careers were touched upon in a tome entitled the Lunatic at Large

  • ` ` Fair, viz blue eyes, short pairhaps but not too short, slender as a-a-drom-stick, and I vould say a maid; at least I see vun stout old lady mit her, mozzer and daughter I soppose. ''

    The Lunatic At Large

  • PS. mozzer fired after the retard pointed the gun at him not while he was sitting on his bed. if a guy points a gun at me im going to shoot him not wait for him to shoot me first

  • Scott will be the first mozzer to use his power for evil, tempting readers into a spiral of eBooks, self-help courses and getting links to his network of MFA sites.


  • There's an IMC Vancouver coming up in the fall, so hopefully you'll be able to make it out to that one (and I may be speaking, so come out and support your favorite mozzer).

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  • My closet mocks me with the 3,207 different outfit combinations possible, and morrissey rambles in the background, I sing along to the irony that my life has become "i would go out tonight, but i haven't got a stitch to wear" hmm, well mozzer, I have plenty to wear, and not a soul to go out with. oh god, is this what happens if you listen to the Smiths for far far too long? your life becomes a composite of Morrissey's every sullen heart achingly beautiful song? well, I wonder~

    wendchymes Diary Entry


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  • Short for "mosquito", or pop vocalist Morrissey.

    September 28, 2007