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gabreesh commented on the word procrastitute
A procrastitute is one who peddles distraction. Someone who stops by while you are working to provide a much desired respite from your work. A procrastitute provides welcome distraction, unlike someone who distracts you from work against your will.
Sentence: I had been working on my spreadsheet for two straight hours when John, my daily procrastitute, finally stopped by to rescue me and talk about fantasy baseball for a while.
June 9, 2009