Definitions

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  • noun vulgar, slang A penis.

Etymologies

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Yiddish שלאַנג (shlang, "snake, by extension a penis")

Examples

  • I'm sure his schlong is the first thing to go (definitely would be bobbitized).

    A Sweet Touch of Love

  • Maybe it's not my imagination after all. double corned beef on rye ... that's what I call my schlong and yes, she does need that!

    The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

  • Maybe it's not my imagination after all. double corned beef on rye ... that's what I call my schlong and yes, she does need that!

    The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

  • His irrepressible schlong is a rock drill to a higher stratum.

    Fatherland

  • His irrepressible schlong is a rock drill to a higher stratum.

    Fatherland

  • "Plus the fact he's got this enormous, copper codpiece, or schlong, that is front and centre and his penance for screwing about with the ladies," he adds, chuckling.

    Vue Weekly

  • "Plus the fact he's got this enormous, copper codpiece, or schlong, that is front and centre and his penance for screwing about with the ladies," he adds, chuckling.

    Vue Weekly

  • The US army has confirmed that Israel has their very own circumcised version of Dr Manhattan's schlong, which is estimated in 200 to 400 nuclear warheads by other sources.

    Netvouz - new bookmarks

  • The US army has confirmed that Israel has their very own circumcised version of Dr Manhattan's schlong, which is estimated in 200 to 400 nuclear warheads by other sources.

    Gizmodo

  • The Mighty Feklahr calls His schlong “Womb Raider”!

    LARA CROFT: MEGAN FOX NAKED. MAYBE.

Comments

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  • Grossest. Word. Ever.

    January 14, 2007

  • Ditto that. *gag*

    April 26, 2007