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  • By that point, I had a pretty good idea of her bill of sale, because she didn't have any reason to drown me in schmoop.

    I Can't Sleep, So Have Some Advice scathedobsidian 2005

  • In other news, everyone uses the term "schmoop" these days.

    Happy News, Bad News 2004

  • Such a dilemma it was. and then continued with making love of music the overriding focus, dwelled upon with as much intensity as fanfic usually gives to smut, romance, angst, or schmoop.

    July 21st, 2005 aspartaimee 2005

  • It fulfills my need to see more Vicky/John interaction without the schmoop so alien to Peters 'work.

    December 26th, 2005 2005

  • There seems to be something in our collective brains that makes us more receptive to dark emo porn, while the happier stuff runs the risk of being dismissed as fluff or schmoop or whatever, but making you want to kill yourself at the same time it sends you into an ecstatic rapture of ohmygodthatwassoamazing! is not a functional part of the definition.

    on emo porn hth_the_first 2006

  • So I did a Google search for spander - "Art Spander" (Art Spander seems to be a sports writer in California, so I'm afraid on Thursday morning he'll be writing a sad column about the whupping Oakland will receive), 'cause I've exhausted all my usual S/X sources, and a PMSing woman needs her S/X schmoop.

    September 29th, 2003 2003

  • oh schmoop. : i had no idea. and i recall sending you some trite turkey day greeting knowing you were no doubt knee deep in family and food.

    Restaurant moment (2009 Blog Challenge) mossum 2009

  • February 24, 2008 at 12:30 pm schmoopie, poopie, wii doan need no stinkin’ schmoop-pies!

    Luv - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2008

  • A little caveat: it’s full of schmoop but nonetheless a documentation of my life per se.

    natinski Diary Entry natinski 2004


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  • Lurve. Sickly sweet romantic crap. Urban Dictionary

    December 4, 2006