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  • "Noughty" language; a person who thinks he or she is superior to others due to the lack of need to defecate.

    February 12, 2008

  • Variant: "I shit you naught."

    February 12, 2008

  • Hahaha! Oops...did I do that out loud?

    February 12, 2008

  • Over the weekend my spawn was asked to pick up a few things at the store, said spawn having recently received a driver's license. Spawn soon called me and said "Do I *have* to get toilet paper?! It's embarrassing!" Whereupon I began a tirade that ended with me shouting ever more absurdist ideas into the phone: "Oh really? Do you think everyone will stare at you? Do you think people will see you carrying a package of toilet paper and think 'Gee, that's odd, I would have thought that person doesn't actually use toilet paper'? Or 'Gee, that poor kid's mom must be really embarrassing'? Or 'What?! That person's too good-looking to ever have to dump!' "

    Spawn laughed hysterically but still didn't buy it. Spawn is a shitnought.

    February 12, 2008

  • Gee, that's odd, chained_bear. I would have thought that you don't actually use toilet paper.

    Poor spawn. ;->

    February 12, 2008

  • Hey! Does a bear crap in the woods? Does that have anything to do with using toilet paper?!

    February 13, 2008

  • Yes, if you believe those goofy TP commercials with animated bears in them. *shudder*

    February 13, 2008