Imagine how awesome it would be if SHOES had HOOKS on them. You could pick stuff up with your feet! If you ever got in a fight with somebody, you could yank him back and forth! Ever wanted to hang upside-down from your shower curtain rod? You'd be able to! Let's all write letters to Nike and demand that they start putting hooks on shoes. Who's with me?
I love the idea, u. Let's do it and hang from our shower curtain rods like bats. Or, wait... what if we just get some bats to do it for us? No. Forget it. Then they'd be bathooks, and that's just plain weird.