There's always room for respectful disagreement over musical tastes, reesetee. But not here. This song blows chunks and it in no way fits any criteria for good songs, defined here as "songs that I like."
Actually, no. That's some sort of Christmas bastardization of the original song. This is the the one I am referring to, performed by the Royal Guardsmen who seem to be channeling Freddie and the Dreamers. View at your own risk.