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Anyway in it goes for a bit and then she flops round her red cheeks glowing showing all her acne in it's finest detail she then starts slurpping on my sh1te particle encrusted knob then starts kissing up my body expecting me to start swapping tounges I think she was a bit upset when I didn't anyway spaffed my tadpoles into her and was 1/2 expecting
Leaked images of Chelsea's third kit have also been spaffed all over the web.
Then mass produce copies of the DVD with her piccie on the front cover getting spaffed in the chops by half a dozen blokes whilst the two girlies are fcuking her ring collection with a cucumber and an eel; then sell 'em down your local market where everyone knows her (I'll take two by mail order, one gift wrapped please).
Now the lad behind me was keen but it was clearly far too exciting for him and he spaffed all over my back.
I had my revenge though, she's the one I had the blow job off (described in a previous thread about BJ's) & spaffed in her eye about 3 months after breaking up with her (she was also seeing him at the time as well).