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- noun A hybrid utensil of a spoon and a knife.
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What I need is a spife, because this spork just ain't cutting it.
By using a spife, one could spread jam over their toast and cut the toast in half while only using one utensil.
Why not a spife? or better still a knork! good kit I saw in the Wiki, stabtiffy saying you can't cut para chord, what are you using a f*cking butter knife?