"A great many things are dying very violently all the time. The best days for violent deaths are Tuesdays. They are yellow-paint days. Saturdays are second best - or worst. Saturdays are red-paint days. The Great Death Game is therefore a contest between red-paint days and yellow-paint days. So far yellow-paint days are winning by thirty-one corpses to twenty-nine. Whatever the colour, a violent death is always celebrated by a firework."
I remember when the most notable thing about Tuesdays was that they were "Ads on Wordie" days. Now it seems like every day is a Tuesday. Which means every day bears with it the promise of violent, chromatic oblivion.