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  • The hormone that controls the desire to eat toast. High levels of toastosterone are often experienced at Sunday brunch time.

    July 2, 2008

  • I think something around my school promotes increase of this hormone. We eat so much toast. Or it could be because we eat our feelings. Or because we're lonely and don't have parents.

    July 2, 2008

  • Often accompanied by elevated teastosterone levels.

    July 2, 2008

  • You know what goes great on toast?

    July 3, 2008

  • Toastjam. Apparently.

    July 3, 2008

  • Oh. I was going to say marmalade, but toastjam *snort* sounds good too...

    July 3, 2008

  • I know yarb has been secretly investigating the power of the T-toastosterone molecule.

    July 3, 2008

  • I think you're right, bilby. What's more, I think I know where he stashes his top secret notes on "Project T-tm." It's a place he keeps very, very clean. Antiseptic even.

    Mwa, ha, ha!

    July 3, 2008