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  • Hoe-leeeeey mackerel!

    April 5, 2009

  • Although it does kind of advance the argument proffered by so many of Palin's supporters that "she's just like us." You know, those of us who watch Jerry Springer and buy People.

    April 5, 2009

  • I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried.

    April 5, 2009

  • Skip, where are you playing next? I want tickets.

    November 8, 2008

  • Marvellous skip!

    November 7, 2008

  • Here you go, frindley!

    November 7, 2008

  • I don't know the Beverly Hillbillies Theme, but this is great anyway!

    November 7, 2008

  • Bravo, skip! Bravissimo!

    November 7, 2008

  • *ovation*

    November 7, 2008

  • I know what it feels like, skip...

    November 7, 2008

  • *stands and applauds*

    November 7, 2008

  • There is one comment in particular from a McCain aide that guaranteed to heighten friction between the two camps. The angry aide described the Palin family shopping spree to Newsweek as "Wasilla hillbillies looting Neiman Marcus from coast to coast."

    -Strains Between McCain and Palin Aides Go Public

    I feel a song coming on...

    The Wasilla Hillbillies

    (Sung to the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies Theme)

    Come listen to my story from the land of snow

    It's about Sarah Palin and I thought you ought to know

    What began in Alaska shooting at some moose

    Ended up in a store on 5th Avenue.

    (Saks, that is. Neiman Marcus...)

    Well they gave her a credit card and said "Go to town.

    Buy yourself a couple suits and maybe one gown."

    But Sarah saw the chance to start dressin' like a diva.

    "It's a whole lot easier than trapping your own beaver."

    (The animal, that is. Not what you're thinking, c_b. Think oosik.)

    Well Todd and the kids all got new suits.

    Todd got a pair of designer SnoGo boots.

    The register at Saks was smokin' like a pistol

    When Sarah bought maternity clothes for daughter Bristol.

    (Knocked up, you know. So much for that virginity pledge...)

    I've told you my tale, it's sad but true.

    I could tell you more. If you only knew...

    You may not understand exactly what I meant,

    But at least she's not our next vice president.

    (But we still elected a convicted felon to the Senate....)

    Coming soon: The Ballad of Uncle Ted. Here's the first verse:

    Well Nixon said a crime's not a crime;

    If you're the president then you don't do time.

    Uncle Ted started wondering if he really meant it

    When applied to a convicted felon serving in the Senate.

    We're so proud of our politicians here...

    EDIT: Saks, not Sack's. That's a mattress store in Wasilla.

    November 7, 2008