Zuckeriffic. adj. The quality of sucking and yet still needing to be used. As in "All these new changes to Facebook are totally Zuckeriffic." Or "I hate Microsoft Office, but have to use it because everyone I work with does. It's so Zuckerrific." Portmanteau word combining "suck" or "sucky", "horrific" (or perhaps "teriffic", used ironically) and "Zuckerberg".