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Here's to a better economy in 2010 -- ie, more people back at their day jobs instead of creating crap that clogs up the Assistant's inbox.

2010 Is The Year of The Beast; Or, Updated Submission Guidelines 2010

It is not the Assistant's job to tell you how to write a book, dole out the milk of human kindness, or hold your little Author-hands.

2010 Is The Year of The Beast; Or, Updated Submission Guidelines 2010

It is the Assistant's job to crush your dreams/spit on your hopes/make you cry pass good things on to the Agent.

2010 Is The Year of The Beast; Or, Updated Submission Guidelines 2010

The Assistant's tears had better be of joy, because an all-of-the-above memoir would be AWESOME.

Memoir Topics That Are Not, In Fact, of Inherent Interest, And Do Require Some Effort On Your Part In Order to Constitute A Successful Book 2009

It is the Assistant's job to crush your dreams/spit on your hopes/make you cry pass good things on to the Agent.

Archive 2010-01-01 2010

It ain't the Assistant's fault no one is publishing you, honey.

Archive 2010-01-01 2010

It ain't the Assistant's fault no one is publishing you, honey.

2010 Is The Year of The Beast; Or, Updated Submission Guidelines 2010

It is not the Assistant's job to tell you how to write a book, dole out the milk of human kindness, or hold your little Author-hands.

Archive 2010-01-01 2010

There's a fair bit of cross-pollination in the room, of course, and we've spot-welded our approaches several times -- Berg and Chris worked together on The 12 Step Job, while our Filthy Assistant's first script, The Juror #6 Job, shows the taint of both Chris and I.

LEVERAGE: It's Practically a Single Entendre Rogers 2009

Amy Callahan and Caitlyn McCarthy share a single room, the traditional Resident Assistant's room.

Archive 2009-04-01 Molly Daniels 2009