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BAKERSFIELD, CALIFORNIA - (The Borowitz Report) - Infuriated by new allegations that he took performance enhancing drugs, bicycling legend Lance Armstrong lashed out at the press today, hurling a 2008 Hyundai Sonata at a reporter.

Andy Borowitz: Angered by Steroid Accusations, Lance Armstrong Throws Car at Reporter 2010

BAKERSFIELD, CALIFORNIA - (The Borowitz Report) - Infuriated by new allegations that he took performance enhancing drugs, bicycling legend Lance Armstrong lashed out at the press today, hurling a 2008 Hyundai Sonata at a reporter.

Andy Borowitz: Angered by Steroid Accusations, Lance Armstrong Throws Car at Reporter 2010

WESLEY JONES, BAKERSFIELD NATIONAL CEMETERY: The Currant County (ph) Coroner's Office identified two individuals that they believed to be veterans.

CNN Transcript Nov 26, 2009 2009

WESLEY JONES, BAKERSFIELD NATIONAL CEMETERY: The Currant County (ph) Coroner's Office identified two individuals that they believed to be veterans.

CNN Transcript Nov 13, 2009 2009

WESLEY JONES, BAKERSFIELD NATIONAL CEMETERY: The Kern County coroner's office identified two individuals that they believed to be veterans.

CNN Transcript Nov 14, 2009 2009

PETE BELLUOMINI, BAKERSFIELD AREA FARMER: That's part of the frustration.

CNN Transcript Jun 3, 2008 2008

PETE BELLUOMINI, BAKERSFIELD AREA FARMER: That's probably part of the frustration.

CNN Transcript Jun 7, 2008 2008

BAKERSFIELD P.D. – Sad to say, but if Bakersfield PD and Arrested Development had laugh tracks, these two would be RAYMOND & ROSEANNE.

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BAKERSFIELD, California (Ticker) -- Dany Sabourin made 51 saves to backstop the Las Vegas Wranglers to a 4-1 victory over the Bakersfield Condors.

USATODAY.com 2004

BAKERSFIELD, California (Ticker) -- Mark Pederson finished with a hat trick and assisted on another goal to lead the San

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