Groping

In Texas, a loony talk show host has been leading marches through the capitol to demand passage of what's come to be known as the "Groping Bill," while supporters wave signs like "TSA Get Out of My Pants."

Dan Collins: Fear of Flying: Crazy Right Can't Get It Right Dan Collins 2011

In Texas, a loony talk show host has been leading marches through the capitol to demand passage of what's come to be known as the "Groping Bill," while supporters wave signs like "TSA Get Out of My Pants."

Dan Collins: Fear of Flying: Crazy Right Can't Get It Right Dan Collins 2011

In Texas, a loony talk show host has been leading marches through the capitol to demand passage of what's come to be known as the "Groping Bill," while supporters wave signs like "TSA Get Out of My Pants."

Dan Collins: Fear of Flying: Crazy Right Can't Get It Right Dan Collins 2011

* Rhodes also read a story from his collection Anthology called Groping, which he dedicated to "your new king, Sir Arnold Schwarzenegger."

THE BRITISH INVASION, LOS ANGELES AND A PIG TEV 2003

* Rhodes also read a story from his collection Anthology called Groping, which he dedicated to "your new king, Sir Arnold Schwarzenegger."

The Elegant Variation: TEV 2003

Groping between his legs, Gia found a couple of marbles in a tea bag and a mushy worm.

Shore Thing Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi 2011

Groping for the hall light she flipped the switch in anguish, wanting more honestly to run back downstairs to her master bedroom and phone her husband to come home immediately, for something was horribly wrong.

Sick Day Emily Smith-Miller 2011

Groping between his legs, Gia found a couple of marbles in a tea bag and a mushy worm.

Shore Thing Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi 2011

Groping for handholds, they scrambled up the slope, kicking stones down the mountain with every step.

The Omega Theory Mark Alpert 2011

Groping for the hall light she flipped the switch in anguish, wanting more honestly to run back downstairs to her master bedroom and phone her husband to come home immediately, for something was horribly wrong.

Sick Day Emily Smith-Miller 2011