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Celestial Junk's "Paul," who never met a cogent argument he couldn't misunderstand.

Dear Globe and Mail: I think you're missing a golden opportunity here. CC 2009

But the best part is Blogging Tory Celestial Junk's "Junker," standing there, arms akimbo, tapping his little foot in annoyance in the comments section:

So ... how's that Afghanistan thingy going? CC 2009

Witness the delightful sharkjumpitude of Celestial Junk's Paul:

Archive 2008-02-01 Lindsay Stewart 2008

We boys used often to join the crowd of Junk's listeners, and would have our own amusement in quizzing the old cobbler.

The Romance of the Civil War 1903

The fact was that Junk's master was once sent on a European mission, and proposed at first to take our hero in his company.

The Romance of the Civil War 1903

Then Hurd went to the village police-office, and told a bucolic constable to keep his eye on Miss Junk's "fureiner," as he learned Hokar was called.

The Opal Serpent Fergus Hume 1895

Then, as special narcotics officers approached to raid the house, someone inside fired a shot at them through a glass door, narrowly missing Officer Donald Junk's head.

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In his evidence to the committee, Mr Winters said Thiess asked KPMG to review Aussie Junk's books in the aftermath of employee complaints.

The Canberra Times - Front Page 2010

Central Texas Digest: Strong odor leads to dead man; Cathedral of Junk's deadline extended Randy Riggs

statesman.com - Highschool rriggs@statesman.com 2010

They found a bullet hole in a door near Junk's prior position.

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