“One of my SMT is panicking because we might not make a certain percentage crime reduction by the end of this month.”
“The latest genius idea from our SMT is that we will all have to complete an utterly pointless qualification called a PIP.”
“I thought i might be the only one thinking that the SMT is made up of a load tits who dont give a shite about the job or the people they serve, it would appear not!”
“The most aggravating thing is when they see what is needed, understand precisely that their decisions will mean the opposite outcome will result, and THEN go on the defend the indefensible decision in SMT buzz-word bingo style.”
“As far as any SMT is concerned, no drug crimes recorded (detected or otherwise) = no drug problem.”
“Whats the betting that a few days before Christmas someone in SMT will suddenly realise that for some strange reason most of chavdom will be going bonkers over the festive period and that someone will have to do something about it and rearrange everyones duties …. it happens year after year after year … …”
“However the hair brain idea of one of the SMT is to go the way of the knives, and have a number plate amnesty, so the thieves can return their loot and not get arrested.”
“After your force has 6 months of the most excellent customer satisfaction surveys this side of a bar with free beer, and your SMT is less stressed and better ‘handicapped’, we will divert all flights to Devil’s Island, where they will be left with a copy of Papillon with the escape pages torn out.”
“Accepting the irony behind the title you have given the link, and acknowledging this is a good opportunity to see how certain SMT members ’sell’ policing, it really is cringeworthy to read.”
“If you’re exhausted from lack of rest/overwork and screw the proverbial pooch on a job due to it do you really think your SMT is going to bat for you on the grounds that they made you work in an unsafe way, or smile quietly as they (proverbially) cut your hands off then ask you to clap louder?”
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