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“He likes fell-walking, Nature in all its forms - even though a horse once broke wind in his face when he was trying to impress a a girl, and, as a child, fell into a cowpat.”
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“Long underrated together with those other composers of the "English cowpat" tendency, Ernest John Moeran (1894-1950) is at last being rehabilitated.”
“Yet when I manage to find a wonderfully fragrant cowpat in the fields, you should hear the shrieks!”
“The whole plateau top was riven with these channels, like the cracks in a giant cowpat, and they were deep enough that even a tall man could not see over the sides.”
“Grass that cattle had been grazing, because there was a large cowpat just by him, and fresh enough to smell that, too.”
“I'd rather eat a cowpat on a bun than a bloody McDonalds.”
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“In the pasture of life, Pelosi is cowpat the people of her district decided to step in and track across the House of Representatives.”
HCR: Pelosi tells the simple-minded American people not to worry our pretty little heads about it
“The only trouble with the cowpat pincushions is when you stick a pin in them they let out a great cloud of stinking vapour and leak a nasty greeny fluid all over the place, which you have to soak up by putting a blotter under the pincushion wherever you go. blotter/hemlock”
“I admit that there was a place where he went from extreme grandeur to British cowpat so fast I started laughing - in a good way, of course.”
“But to cheer me up no end, the other block I made forTine is a BIG success so says me anyway although blogger is being a cowpat and won't let me upload the pic I want of it.”
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Specific Excrement
Words that describe poo *very specifically*.
guano, frass, spraints, fumets, mutessing, fiants, crottels, worm-cast, tath, bodewash, coprolite, bois de vache and 55 more...
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