dilberito

Dilberitos, vegetarian burritos that will be showing up in stores in the next few weeks, have been sprayed with 23 vitamins and minerals, the same ones listed on the back of bottles of vitamins. Each Dilberito carries the Government's entire Recommended Daily Allowance. That makes it a vitamin pill wrapped in a tortilla -- or the Total of the burrito bunch.

EATING WELL; At Last, a Vitamin Pill Wrapped in a Tortilla (Published 1999) 2026

“Because of the veggie and legume content,” Adams notes here. “Three bites of the Dilberito made you fart so hard your intestines formed a tail.”

In memory of the Dilberito, a stomach-ruining Dilbert tie-in once called "the blue jeans of food" Reid McCarter 2020