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- v. simple past tense and past participle of fart.
Examples
“My brain farted last night that I was a sorceress that could shoot fire out of my fingertips while I rode around on my three balled pegasus.”
“He gets a whiff of weed farted from the bowels of the bleachers.”
“My brain farted on the day yesterday - when I decided to wait until this afternoon, I thought it was Tuesday and NOT Wednesday.”
“Earlier in the broadcast, Keys could be heard asking the studio team who had "farted".”
“Sudoku appears, in addition to the tribute-to-Cosmo series of embarrassing stories, like a girl who "farted" in a lineup and laughed "because I didn't want to act like I did it.”
“I kind of farted around for a bit, waiting for Klaus (my CS host here), and then called him, and it turned out he was already in the terminal (I was early) so I met up with him and his wife, as well as a couple they´re also hosting right now.”
“HAHA the deer in pic 3 farted and created a dust storm.”
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“Where you KNOW that you farted while at the cash register and the cashier KNOWS you farted too but is unwilling to acknowledge or even call you on it?”
“And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.”
“As he bent over to retrieve them, at precisely the wrong instant, he inadvertently farted.”
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