if this don't beat all

These user-created lists contain the word ‘if this don't beat all’.

• it's almost... poetic

  sometimes things are so completely f***ed you simply have to admire it.

  can't get any worse, fine kettle of fish, fine mess, good times, great, just great, I don't know whet..., I have to hand it..., I'm done, if this don't bea..., if this don't tak..., may you live in i..., nowhere to go but up and 18 more...