- v. Simple past tense and past participle of jizz.
“Anyone seriously believe girls think they're being "jizzed" on or even make the connection? or are reaching up towards their crotch?”
“July 9, 2009 at 3: 52 PM. .and then I jizzed in my pants”
“Tater didn't like three things in this life: his daddy, his momma, and the stupid dog that chewed his jizzed on socks.”
“I never heard of this before, but I just jizzed my pants with excitement.”
“Scorsese, the music fan that he is, made an excellent choice to use BJM in the trailer. miilits just jizzed in my pants!”
“Like one of my guy friends told me about something he and his buddies did when they were bored at summer camp: throwing jizzed pretzels at people.”
“Guess he forgot about the DNA that Bill jizzed on Monica 'blue dress.”
“One time someone else jizzed my pants, and that was embarrassing.”
“As Andy Samberg would put it: I just jizzed in my pants!”
“A viking movie from the guy who brought us Braveheart, I think I just jizzed my pants.”
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