- v. Third-person singular simple present indicative form of jizz.
“Jorma is just buying groceries, until the cute checkout girl asks him if he'd like to pay cash or credit, at which point he, too, "jizzes" in his pants.”
“Before they can get there, however, she "rubs [his] butt" and he, erm, "jizzes" in his pants.”
“Clemenza: It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the jizzes.”
“Boy, for my money, Pat, no one jizzes on a secondary like Brett Farve.”
“Even Jessie Spano's later career of dancing around naked until the posh man from Sex And The City jizzes in his pants must've been preferable to that.”
“Mebe you should spit when Barry Sotero jizzes in your mouth.”
“I've got no problem with people digging digital ***** at all .. it's the HDR ***** that everyone jizzes on their faces over that I've never been able to understand.”
“OH WAIT, you flipped it around; instead of a chocolate dick that jizzes money, you went with a money dick that jizzes chocolate sauce.”
“My father is a Catholic and he practically jizzes his tidy-whities at the mention of her name.”
“:: after reading paulys last comment dub jizzes himself::: wait, what?”
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