jizzing

• “I always thought that walnut headed aliens rode two headed rainbow jizzing unicorns.”

  Regretsy – Shazdakel in the Hizzle

• “So, did IGN set aside some money to cover the costs of all the geeks jizzing up their best pants?”

  LEGEND OF ZELDA TRAILER!!1!1 (!!!)

• “You might feel like jizzing on a girls face while on the bus or at work or while eating a donut...”

  Page 2 | /Film

• “You don't have to worry about jizzing up your monitor, because Playgirl plans to put out a special print edition (they are currently online only) of Levi's spread just in time for Christmas.”

  Dlisted - Be Very Afraid

• “Sounds like the "arranged" marriage that Tommygirl made Katiebot sign to stay and get a turkeybaster jizzing ONE MORE TIME!!!”

  Dlisted - Be Very Afraid

• “Even Obama, once you quit jizzing all over yourself because he mentioned that whole "vision" thing, is when you boil it right down to it cut right out of the same mold as Clinton and Eddwards.”

  Well Good for Them

• “I'm snarking on the Duggars now, and I do heartily wish Jim Bob would quit jizzing in his wife already because the thought of another Duggar unit pushing its way into the world makes me feel faint, but I'm not pushing for legislation to limit the number of children a family can have, nor am I in favor of legislation that would affect their lives in any material way.”

  How many is too

• “Headliners were 65 Days Of Static who were described to me as "Godspeed You Black Emperor! meets Ventetian Snares" which had me jizzing in my pants and they met my expectations though more Mogwai than Godspeed.”

  Two Bits Of Culture

• “What gets MG and Mike jizzing over each other is that Google does it, now. reply”

  Google Rents Goats To Replace Lawnmowers (I’m Not Kidding)

• “Before you begin jizzing your pants w/your death march theory-read the latest economic forescast for Adobe.”

  The Tao of Mac

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