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The Penis Game
Euphemisms for the penis.
See also:
A Testicle by Any Other Name
Ward, I'm worried about the beavermale interfemoral..., penis, dick, cock, prick, willy, percy, peter, one-eyed trouser ..., piece of pork, wife's best friend, dong and 79 more...
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Pop Culture
Comic strip character names and words, along with modern slang oddities.
rowrbazzle, pogo, rhinocerwurst, bitchin', cowabunga, joe btfsplk, churchy la femme, howland owl, porky pine, miss mamselle hep..., shmoo, unobtanium and 390 more...
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A Testicle by Any Other Name...
Please note these aren't all *strictly* testicle terms, but include other... uh... nearby parts.
Suggestions welcome.
Also, an interesting quote can be found here, and another on...stones, nuts, plums, sack, dingles, dangly-bits, ellipsoid glandul..., pinheads, junk, seeds, kernels, jewels and 77 more...
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Naughty Naughty
gyrate, torrid, by-blow, paramour, cuckold, salacious, philander, john thomas, uxorious, lithe, skivvies, coquet and 56 more...
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Selected words from the Queen's English
British words/phrases/slang I love using in everyday conversation.
yob, wotcher, wotsit, arse, balls-up, barmy, bint, bloke, blimey, bobby, bollocks, brolly and 78 more...
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reesetee Thanks, uselessness. I had completely forgotten how much I dislike that novel. Oct 8, 2007
chained_bear Thanks for the info, uselessness... but to me, this phrase will always be Graham Chapman's. *beatific smile* Oct 8, 2007
colleen Some days I check the comments feed and I wonder, I really wonder. Oct 8, 2007
uselessness Um, for what it's worth, this slang phrase seems to have been birthed from D.H. Lawrence's naughty novel Lady Chatterley's Lover. One of the characters names his... piece... this, as a counterpart to his lover's "Lady Jane." Oct 8, 2007
reesetee Heaven forfend. Oct 8, 2007
chained_bear Well, let it be said I listed it there under duress. It is not a testicle. I don't want any Wordies to think I don't know the difference between a john thomas and a pair of... you know. Oct 8, 2007
reesetee Yes, you did--under the now-infamous "Testicle by Any Other Name" list. *smirk* Oct 8, 2007
chained_bear That's exactly it. "Because we are Protestant..."
Wow, I was the one who posted it too! Hmph... I need to spend more time on Wordie... Oct 8, 2007
skipvia Ah. You're referring to the one-eyed trouser snake. Oct 8, 2007
chained_bear "And *because* we are Protestant, I can wear anything I want on my john thomas." --Graham Chapman/Monty Python (in the sketch "Every Sperm is Sacred") Feb 25, 2007