make him captain of an exxon tanker

These user-created lists contain the word ‘make him captain of an exxon tanker’.

• O Captain! My Captain!

  Any of these entries may be drafted into the Oh yeah? You and what army? list.

  O Captain my Capt..., Captain Kirk, Captain America, Captain Benjamin ..., bell captain, captain's chair, captain's log, captain's mast, I am the captain ..., Captain Crunch, aye aye captain, sea captain and 80 more...

• Things You Do with a Drunken Sailor

  Earl-eye in the morning.

  make him captain ..., shave his belly w..., have you ever see..., put him in the ho..., put him in the bi..., put him in the ba..., throw him in the ..., way hey and up sh..., put him in the sc..., heave him by the ..., tie him to the ta..., keelhaul him and 12 more...