meatpuppet

• “(Please note, use of "meatpuppet" here is highly ironic.”

  the lights go down and it's just you up there, getting them to feel like that

• “However, be wary of editors asking you to make specific edits or to “clean up a hatchet job” as you may unwarily become their meatpuppet. then we very strongly encourage you to avoid editing Wikipedia in areas where there is a conflict of interest that would make your edits non-neutral (biased).”

  Waldo Jaquith - The coming Wikipedia election.

• “If I'm having plummetty mood problems, I reseve the right to go boulder a bit and see if that helps, but otherwise, the meatpuppet can take this opportunity to work on fixing the tendons in its left elbow, right?”

  metal heart, you're not hiding

• “And yeah, crazy funhouse world in which running and yoga count as giving the meatpuppet a break, but I remember this from my kickboxing days: there's exercise and there's exercise.”

  metal heart, you're not hiding

• “Mood: dear meatpuppet, we can stop the random anxiety”

  Cat. Bliss.

• “But the meatpuppet gets to go in for maintenance tomorrow, which should fix that problem.”

  and now some happy little mountains....

• “We're modifying our PLoM efforts, the meatpuppet and me, to include some calorie restriction, and preliminary results are that, although we're feeling a bit sharp-set, the current diet seems sustainable as long as the farmer's market produce and tinned soup holds out.”

  metal heart, you're not hiding

• “Don't trouble me with your demands for food, meatpuppet!”

  darn that tea and oranges that come all the way from China, anyway.

• “I wish the meatpuppet would hurry up and drop a little more weight, so I could have a chance at some of the trickier routes.”

  with the thoughts you'd be thinkin' you could be another Lincoln

• “April 14th, 2008 at 1: 21 pm meatpuppet says: funny glasses are … uh … funny?”

  ANNA FARIS’ LATEST MASTERPIECE

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