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  • *wonders when National Hate White and Dark Chocolate Month starts*

    May 3, 2009

  • *thinks dontcry's hunger strike is making me even more hungry*

    May 2, 2009

  • rt is correct: White Chocolate does not exist.
    *changes resolve, yet again, to include all foods except the non-existent white chocolate -- as a protest against accepting white chocolate as a member of the chocolate family of chocolates*
    *really means it*

    May 2, 2009

  • White chocolate?? That's crazy talk! Doesn't exist.

    No, any self-respecting oatmeal cookiemust have chocolate as an ingredient. Preferably dark chocolate. Those are the rules as drawn up by the International Council on Including Chocolate in Every Conceivable Food (ICICECF).

    *resolves to go find a hunk of dark chocolate to gnaw on, because this page is making me hungry*

    May 2, 2009

  • *changes resolve, again, to include left-over Chinese take-out - and a nice pino grigio*

    May 1, 2009

  • *changes resolve to include oatmeal cookies and chocolate*

    April 30, 2009

  • Oh yeah? Is it white chocolate?! You heathen!

    April 30, 2009

  • What? Are you bonkers? They're delicious! Especially when they have chocolate in them. :-)

    April 30, 2009

  • Aagh! Oatmeal cookies are an abomination!

    April 30, 2009

  • Hey, I didn't invent this holiday.

    *resolves to eat more oatmeal raisin cookies in the most perverse hunger strike ever*

    April 30, 2009

  • *resolves to eat oatmeal exclusively in an even more twisted sort of hunger strike*
    *clenches*

    April 30, 2009

  • Umbrage! I take umbrage! Every month is oatmeal month!

    *resolves to eat oatmeal for dinner in a twisted sort of hunger strike*

    April 30, 2009