from Wiktionary, Creative Commons Attribution/Share-Alike License
- adj. Of or pertaining to masturbation (onanism)
- adj. In a manner which suggests masturbation; hence, fruitless, self-congratulatory, self-absorbed, pointless
from The Century Dictionary and Cyclopedia
- Of, pertaining to, or caused by onanism.
Sorry, no etymologies found.
The whole thing is essentially a carnival redux ofLady in the Water, in that Lady in the Water was a pointless, onanistic allegory about how misunderstood – nay, how veritably Christ-like – M. Night Shyamalan is for making movies as brilliant as Signs and, uh, The Village.
Her fellow servants considered this a fair trade for indulging what seemed like a harmless fetish, but Powell understood the real transaction involved: This "gentleman" would never have asked something so onanistic of an equal.
But then that is why our dear keiner is what he is, an onanistic waste paper hack who no doubt during his formative years was a regular recipient of the school yard beatdown for his daily lunch money to which he willingly and not so secretly submitted to with pleasure.
Bama is a PR feint to the center for all suckers gullible and credulously sophomoric in wanting to believe the right is having even a slight failure of nerve when the only valid and effective defense against the right is pure cynicism to match their pathologically amoral core as weary onanistic liberals fantasize the
Then again, chapter 42 is called 'Easing the Badger', which may well become my new favourite onanistic euphemism.
The only explanations are laziness, an onanistic objective, and narcissism, none of which I'd want to cop to if I could just do the research instead.
"Being Anonymous and first on the podium is onanistic."
Being Anonymous and first on the podium is onanistic.
With a scant six followers, Mario Cipollini's Twitter ride would draw only .0021 riders, which essentially means he would be by himself--and which, if you think about it, is appropriately onanistic.
Everything from radio dial-in chit chat to an onanistic exploration of apparently a widely held infatuation for the young Annette Funicello on the Mickey Mouse Show becomes fodder for capturing our attention as surely as a bracelet circles a wrist.
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