poptart

“Sweet swallowed back a twinge of poptart that was trying to escape and for the first time felt just a little exposed in his BVDs and bare feet.”

Fictionaut: Snap

“Somedays the fresh walleye shore lunch hits the spot then somedays I'd kill for a poptart.”

The Best Camp Dinner Ever

“The family has had several conversations with the family of a famous poptart to work through the financial and legal and practical details of how to obtain a conservatorship.”

Dlisted - Be Very Afraid

“To think that basement kitteh wood offur poptart for mah soul… I wood laff.”

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“Well, all their products (except pop tarts) already comply and they are creating a whole grain pop tart with (guess what) 15 grams of sugar per poptart, which they will count as one serving even though they come in packs of two and kids will likely eat two.”

Anastasia Goodstein: MySpace's Missed Opportunity

“The other day she was reading Star I know I am a loser magazine - she was calling Morgan Freeman "daddy" and some blonde poptart - "mommy" I am sure she would say the same about a photo of Chris Crocker...”

Commander Love

“And the always quotable Brandy Navarre, who is building a cache of Miley Cyrus photos in the hopes she becomes the next trainwreck poptart, admits her agency is “trying to get the shots before they go into rehab.””

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“Anywho, here's a poptart and a Tab for Anne and the Goddess.”

Asherah Revisited

“Then while scowling menacingly but not convincingly - if you want convincing, I refer you once again to my Mom's basement when someone has just eaten the last poptart the fighter is undressed.”

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