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To be fair, the current consensus seems to be – quite rightly – that Alex Reid is a potato-headed moron with a body that looks like the result of a peanut allergy and even less self-awareness than his sort-of girlfriend; a fact which, considering that she once auditioned for Eurovision and had sex with Dane Bowers, is really saying something.

Celebrity Big Brother: Heidi, Katia & Sov Up 2010

Giles Brandreth was harping on about something or other, probably the MP's expenses thing, and the potato-headed hoast, Adrian Chiles said something like, 'But if the American system of checks and balances is much better, how did we end up with eight years of George W. Bush?'

OPEN THREAD 2009

There is absolutely no evidence to suggest Diana ever had sex with anybody, let alone a fat potato-headed oik like him.

Burrell “Didn’t Even Get Tops & Fingers” Say Palace Push Jelly 2008

There is absolutely no evidence to suggest Diana ever had sex with anybody, let alone a fat potato-headed oik like him.

Archive 2008-06-01 Push Jelly 2008

Aeschylus rolled over in his grave as the ill-fated and potato-headed Oedipus won the hearts of film festival organizers around the world.

2007 August 23 archive at eternallycool.net 2007

Aeschylus rolled over in his grave as the ill-fated and potato-headed Oedipus won the hearts of film festival organizers around the world.

Don’t Play With Your Food at eternallycool.net 2007

Then, one night on TV I saw that acid could really screw up your chromosomes and give you some fucked-up potato-headed kids.

unclebob Diary Entry unclebob 2000

The six potato-headed bandits proved most venturesome creatures, and kept their captive safe from her would-be rescuers, till she was redeemed by the payment of a hundred pieces of gold, represented by buttercup petals, and the morning passed so quickly that the children could scarcely believe it, when Bubbles came -- as they had told her to do -- to tell them it was time to set the dinner-table.

A Sweet Little Maid Amy Ella Blanchard 1891

Upon determining my BMI, my adorable avatar looked as shocked as I did when she swelled Veruca Salt-style, turning lumpy and potato-headed, enthusiastically exclaiming, "You're obese!"

chicagotribune.com - 2010

That means more than just three of us can 'enjoy' potato-headed Wayne Rooney in high definition.

Crave at CNET UK 2010