protection from fools, clowns, and idiots

These user-created lists contain the word ‘protection from fools, clowns, and idiots’.

• Send in the clowns

  Bozo, Feste, Ronald McDonald, Krusty, Touchstone, Yorick, The Gravediggers, Clown, Dromio of Syracuse, Dromio of Ephesus, Puck, clown fish and 88 more...

• Other duties as assigned.

  Tasks which probably won't appear on your job description, but which might still be required of you.

  making coffee, locking the door, unlocking the door, color coding, making copies, cubicle decorating, bringing treats f..., explaining the me..., putting things in..., dusting, watering plants, digging through t... and 30 more...

• We have saints for your complaints!

  From the invaluable reference work "Pope-Pourri" by John Dollison.
  (published in 1994 by Fireside Press, available here , or from one of the sellers listed there)

  sore eyes, nightmares, stuttering, oversleeping, leg diseases, sick chickens, gambling addiction, carbuncles, bad knees, cattle..., leg diseases, rat..., eye diseases, dys..., gravel in the urine and 27 more...

• wihslist

  like a wish list but ever so slightly wrong

  protection from f..., crapicrap mightie..., plague-cake, machubchub, rumpy-pumpy, champignon de mousse, Never let a time ...