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  • noun the claimed ability to foretell the future by reading the characteristics of a person's buttocks.

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Examples

  • Sylvester Stallone introduced British supermodel Kate Moss to rumpology, the art of predicting a person’s future by looking at their posterior, as the celebs vacationed in Ibiza over the weekend.

    Kate Moss Cookbook 2008

  • “I’ve never seen anybody get so animated over butts and Elvis as those two,” an onlooker revealed to Britain’s Star Magazine, adding that Sly allowed Kate to practice rumpology by peeking at his wife Jennifer Flavin’s rear.

    Kate Moss Cookbook 2008

  • She is believed to have coined the term “rumpology,” which she defined on her website as “the art of reading the lines, crevices, dimples and folds of the buttocks” to understand a person’s character and predict one’s future.

    Jackie Stallone, Celebrity Astrologer and Sylvester’s Mother, Dies at 98 By 2020

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