schlongs

• “Friday, Jan 22, 2010, 3: 30 pm: Forget that; too many muddy schlongs.”

  The Huffington Post: Status Updating the Mudbath

• “Society has not always been obsessed with big schlongs.”

  Fully Loaded: Excessive Packaging

• “After all, there are half naked men walking around, schlongs barely concealed by thin, white towels.”

  The Huffington Post: Shaneika Dabney: Breaking News: NFL Player Penises "Don't Impress Me Much"

• “With mostly men in the room sometimes meetings can end up like this: "I can recall sitting around waiting to go home while writers were sitting around pretending to masturbate and continually talking about schlongs," Lyle said in her statement.”

  Corinne Marshall: Chicks and Dicks: Potty Humor and Gender Relations in a Sitcom Writers' Room

• “In other words, all schlongs are the perfect eight inches if the girl is drunk enough.”

  TWO ADS CAPITALIZING ON THE IDEA OF A GIANT SCHLONG » Sociological Images

• “Me personally, my role models have *schlongs* of which I hope to have once my *angry-inch* is extended in thailand.”

  Think Progress » Right-wing pundit’s sexist attack on Pelosi.

• “I thought the proper term was a gaggle of schlongs... ahem.”

  "She mimicked McGreevey in the act of trying to govern amid a miasma of male genitals."

• “At least he's having fun in this game of shirts and schlongs ...”

  The Naked Basketball Man

• “The only thing I can figure is that they either have more money than Bill Gate$, or these guys all have schlongs that would make Ron Jeremy weep. * ahem* Not that I know who Ron Jeremy is ...”

  mrbradley Diary Entry

• “It's not like guys needed an anthem of penile uplift, of course-dicks are funny, but they are hardly underdogs-but not since The Full Monty has a gang of ostensible heterosexuals whirled schlongs with such winning camaraderie and heart-melting glee.”

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