- n. Plural form of schlong.
“Friday, Jan 22, 2010, 3: 30 pm: Forget that; too many muddy schlongs.”
“Society has not always been obsessed with big schlongs.”
“After all, there are half naked men walking around, schlongs barely concealed by thin, white towels.”
“With mostly men in the room sometimes meetings can end up like this: "I can recall sitting around waiting to go home while writers were sitting around pretending to masturbate and continually talking about schlongs," Lyle said in her statement.”
“In other words, all schlongs are the perfect eight inches if the girl is drunk enough.”
“Me personally, my role models have *schlongs* of which I hope to have once my *angry-inch* is extended in thailand.”
“I thought the proper term was a gaggle of schlongs... ahem.”
“At least he's having fun in this game of shirts and schlongs ...”
“The only thing I can figure is that they either have more money than Bill Gate$, or these guys all have schlongs that would make Ron Jeremy weep. * ahem* Not that I know who Ron Jeremy is ...”
“It's not like guys needed an anthem of penile uplift, of course-dicks are funny, but they are hardly underdogs-but not since The Full Monty has a gang of ostensible heterosexuals whirled schlongs with such winning camaraderie and heart-melting glee.”
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