shlong

• “I had an ex gf that wanted to call my shlong Mr. Winky.”

  NARNIA’S JOHNSON

• “Also known as the shlong, since it is both short and long.”

  Missing Justice

• “  And he didn't cum across her exquisite, Korean face as she ran her tongue up the length of his erect, and judaically endowed, shlong.”

  Fictionaut: Cookie

• “No matter what opening line I use, women can't seem to ignore the fact that I've got a big shlong in the middle of my face.”

  The Huffington Post: Mark C. Miller: Drunk Surgeon Switches Man's Nose and Penis

• “This bitch love ride on shlong and bounces up and down.”

  Flashback: Romney Embraced Ted Kennedy On Health Care

• “ Frank — I met him at an AA Halloween dance and I was horsing around doing all kinds of silly moves on the dance floor, like Jake's shlong dance he and I used to do together.”

  Fictionaut: Running

• “Oh and thanks porn star Ron Jeremy with the huge shlong and gross face for calling me out on the little pages of USA Today's fabulous Op Ed page.”

  Richard Laermer: Advice For Businesses and Michael Phelps

• “Alice Neel actually painted a nude portrait of him reclining on a matress with his shlong flopped over to his right.”

  Interesting quotes

• “Maybe YOU could be the next Italian man with a photogenic beach shlong to sweep her off of her feet!”

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• “Is it possible that Tim Lambert kills babies and sucks Al Queda shlong?”

  Reverse Engineering Hegerl et al. « Climate Audit

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