tallywhacker

Spray-painting "tallywhacker" on my headstone seems excessive though.

Patrick Sauer: Porky's: An Oral History Patrick Sauer 2010

Spray-painting "tallywhacker" on my headstone seems excessive though.

Patrick Sauer: Porky's : An Oral History Patrick Sauer 2010

I haven't seen his "tallywhacker" in a few years, but the last time I saw it, I was envious.

unclebob Diary Entry unclebob 2001

A tallywhacker, by the way, is that cloth flap on the back of a sailor's shirt ... just in case you didn't know!

The Gun Builder As Artist 2009

A tallywhacker, by the way, is that cloth flap on the back of a sailor's shirt ... just in case you didn't know!

The Gun Builder As Artist 2009

After hemming and hawing uncharacteristically for a few minutes, he summed up his “birds and bees” talk by advising John: “Son, for now, you just use that little tallywhacker there for peeing through.”

With Love and Laughter, John Ritter Amy Yasbeck 2010

I had to submit to an initiation where they were gonna nail my tallywhacker to a log that was already burning at one end and then see if I had enough scoutskilz to disattach myself--before I became a "hot dot"--without ripping off my nascent manhoodliness.

Socialists Plot to Seize our Means of Reproduction 2009

I'm going to have to cut off my tallywhacker to destroy the evidence.

Barack Obama Show US Your Penis 2009

Finally I couldn't hold it any longer, so I lifted the radio to the side of me and pulled out my tallywhacker and let go, lying on my side.

"THE WAR" -- EXCERPT FROM "GINNY BATES" Maggie Jochild 2007

  He had said to watch especially for black widows and, with an exaggerated laugh, added that he knew a man once who got bit on the end of his tallywhacker and it swoll up almost three times normal size.

THE TICK IS FULL 2009