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“If there twernt abundant Oil, Gas & Coal here, the Alberta Government could not play this game.”

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“August 8, 2009 at 12:55 am awww, ‘twernt nuttin’…*digs toe in durt*”

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“After learning Senator Obama would be back in NC, I retooled my plans and hi-tailed it to Durham, and believe you me, dat twernt teazy.”

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“June 26th, 2006 at 7:06 am gittin the congress to po-leece its ownself is kindly lack my mama sendin me to git a switch fer my own whuppin. ye kin bet twernt no hickry.”

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“twernt m plyin u wuz ol r n e ting, n fac, thatz onli werdz ai cn tink ov rite neow… id tak me an hr tu go lissen tu it………”

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“wow. whut kin be sed, but wow. wish twernt so bleevabull, but tiz based on sum of the folks i wint to skool with in californy.”

FGIA

“Datz ZAKLEE wat it wuz, but ‘twernt Maus oar Leeza-b … Goe bizzit da fred n reed awl bowtit:”

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“There’s only one person I know of whodidn’t and it “twernt me!””

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