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  • I'm actually jealous. I think I would like to be able to say I peed with, or rather in close proximity to, Ted Kennedy.

    Not that I would like to do it, mind. That would probably not be as pleasant for me as telling the story later would be.

    March 4, 2008

  • Well, that leaves me out of the club. To my knowledge, I have never peed anywhere near a Kennedy, men's room or no. And I'm starting to wonder whether I'm in the minority.... ;-)

    March 4, 2008

  • Hey, John. If there are enough of us, we could start a list. :-)

    March 4, 2008

  • Oops. Etiquette. Sorry. I typed it wrong...again...

    March 4, 2008

  • Did anyone notice that this page might have a misspelling in it?

    Though please, don't let that stop you all from posting your Ted Kennedy Urinal Stories. I think they're great.

    March 4, 2008

  • No way! I have a Ted Kennedy pee story too! I was taking a leak in a bar on Nantucket a million years ago, and in walks Ted along with William Kennedy Smith, who had just been acquitted of rape charges. I didn't interact with either of them, just washed my hands and left as they were taking care of business, but they seemed pretty loaded. I remember thinking that perhaps the younger Kennedy might consider taking a break from the bar circuit, if only for the sake of appearances.

    March 4, 2008

  • I should probably add that it was in the men's room of the Salt Lake City Airport...

    March 4, 2008

  • From ananova.com: "A New Zealander ended up in court after punching a man over a breach of urinal etiquette."

    I have always suspected there was such a code. It would have helped me during an incident in which I once peed right next to Ted Kennedy in the Salt Lake City airport. I was going to make a pun about Chappaquiddick (there are just so many possibilities there) but I refrained.

    March 4, 2008