voldemortal

The mere voldemortal utterance of the word “Cantaloop” inevitably initiates a series of teenage memories set to a soundtrack that is a merciless, infinite loop of that song – yes, that horrible song in which the lyrics are so inanely rhyme-alicious and melodic that the only non-nonsensical line I can remember is “Brace yourself as the beat hits ya, dip trip flip fantasia.”

Cantaloop Frozen Yogurt - Dip Trip, Flip Fantasia 2007

Or, maybe they talked about it, around it, made reference to it, but they never said the malady’s name out loud, as if the mere mention of the word would conjure the contagion out of thin voldemortal air.

Five Things You Didn't Know About Delicious 2006

Or, maybe they talked about it, around it, made reference to it, but they never said the malady’s name out loud, as if the mere mention of the word would conjure the contagion out of thin voldemortal air.

Archive 2006-12-01 2006