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Perhaps he needs to place a call to his old Hah-vud buddy in The White House ….

President to do some damage control. | RedState 2010

Den ve left deh bottle dere so people vud tink deh bums did it.

BSNYC Product Review: Scattante Empire State Courier BikeSnobNYC 2009

So why vud a nice Jewish boy like Bart Kaufman make such a mess from a bike?

The More Things Change...Part II: True Greatness BikeSnobNYC 2009

If being the editor of the Hah-vud law review doesn't vault you to the top of that list, then we no longer need to hold this discussion.

falcon hears the falconer 2008

Much love to Doctor Sam at Hah-vud for sending in a link to this Apple site which exists in some kind of separate mirror universe.

This site rocks 2007

During ze fifz year ze unesesary "o" vill be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar zings vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

Archive 2006-10-01 AYDIN 2006

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords kontaining “ou”, and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

The Preferred Language 2002

"I guess you just assumed that as an Anglo, I vud not speak your langvich."

A Man Called Jesse Casper, K. N. 1998

Mr. O'Day, vud you let me speak to you vun minute?

Felix O'Day Francis Hopkinson Smith 1876

Ha haa haa! or maybe you vud like this that or the other thing and when Billy told me that joke about the ladies private parts and I laughed a big laugh!

Original Signal - Transmitting Buzz 2008