“Also, your mom wants to know how long she's going to be stuck with BabyJon; I guess he's teething again.”
“OK, I know this sounds ridiculous—but when your mom was reading about Percy and Bones, I felt like Wise Dominic was speaking right to me, like he was a messenger or something.”
““That ‘cute little puppy dog’ has more friends than Farkle, you, and your mom all put together!””
“Varicose veins run in families, which means you should get on the phone and start yelling at your mom and grandmother for passing on lousy genes to you.”
““Wait, is your mom the town astronomer, Dr. Penshine, the one who always wears those stupid T-shirts?””
“Once Claire understands what is happening, she begins laughing and cannot stop, convulsing in her seat while her friend Dana quietly pinches her and recites a list of items sure to sadden: “Dead kittens, dead puppies, your brothers with ice picks in their heads, your mom dies, your dad dies, Michael Angel dies…””
“It gives your mom and Mrs. Ashburn the mornings free to do things, and it will be a break for you boys.”
“Do you suppose your mom baked that Yigrish cream pie she promised?”
““Hey, Griffin, did your mom ever say anything about black holes?” asked Robert Winbell.”
““I spoke to your mom when she was here on Parent Day,” Mr. Harkin said.”
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short (mostly two-word) collocations, pat phrases, idioms &c. that I like
Looking for tweets for your mom.